Welcome To Cooky Jokes
Introduction
On this link it really is quite easy, I want you to laugh, not enough people laugh any more, many of us are too serious and sometimes it is good to tell jokes, play the fool, or pull funny faces, go on have a laugh.
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• Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
• A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing
• Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
• The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."
• On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack
• Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter"
• Q: How do you make a Swiss roll? A: You push them down the Alps.
• Q: What's round,white and giggles? A: A tickled onion
• A man goes to the doctors and says doctor I have a strawberry stuck up my bum. He replied "I have some cream for that.
• Walked past the fridge earlier and thought I heard an onion singing a bee gees song. But when I opened the fridge door, it was just the chive talkin...I asked the chive if it wanted to be an onion?? But it said I,m stayin a chive, stayin a chive,,ah,ah,ah,ah,stayin a chive.
• What goes to work on an egg? A sperm.
• What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when it ate too fast? Stop goblin your food.
• What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers.
• Why could the sesame seed not leave the gambling casino? Because he was on a roll.
• Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
• What did the hungry computer eat? Chips one byte at a time.
• Why do fish avoid computers? so they don't get caught on the internet.
• What did the cannibal order from the take away? Pizza with everyone on it.
• What is an astraunauts favourite sandwich? Launch meat.
• Knock Knock, Whos there Phylis, Phylis who Phylis a glass of water.
• One lady eating bolognaise at the bar, I could not get pasta.
•Why did the three legged chicken cross the road? Do not be stupid have you ever seen a three legged chicken.
• T is for mugs.
• When is a door not a door? When its a jar
•What did one knife say to the other? Look Sharp.
• Why did the man stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
• How does a man on the moon eat his food? On a satelite dish.
•Why don,t chickens play sport? Because they have foul balls.
•What is the worst thing about being an octopus?Washing your hands before dinner.
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